Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.
Q: What do you call Easter when you are hopping around?
A: Hoppy Easter!
Q: What do you call a duck who plays basketball?
A: A slam duck.
Q: Why was the rabbit rubbing his head?
A: Because he had a eggache! (headache)
Q: How do bunnies stay healthy?
A: Eggercise
Q: How do you catch a unique bunny?
A: Unique up on it!!
Q: Why did the Easter egg hide?
A: He was a little chicken!
Q: What do you call the Easter Bunny after a hard day's work?
A: Tired.
Q: Why did the Easter Bunny hop down the road?
A: He was making the movie.
Q: What did the rabbit say to the carrot?
A: It's been nice gnawing at you.
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
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