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St. Patrick’s Day Trivia

How did St. Patrick drive snakes from Ireland?

By banging a drum.

 

While St. Patrick was enslaved in Ireland, what did he do?

He herded and tended sheep and swine.

 

 

 

 

 

 

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St. Patrick’s Day Jokes

 

Why do so many people live in Ireland?

-Because the capital is always Dublin.

 

What is Irish and left out on the lawn all summer?

-Paddy O’ Furniture

 

Why do people wear shamrocks on St. Patrick’s Day?

-Regular rocks are too heavy

 

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?

-Because they’re always a little short.

 

What do you call a clumsy Irish dance?

-A jig mistake

 

How can you tell if an Irishman is having a good time?

-He’s Dublin over with laughter!

 

Knock, Knock

Who’s there?

Warren

Warren who?

Warren anything green today?